I was searching the internet for one of my favorite jokes just now, and I found it. :D

Here it is for those who would like to read it:

On Thanksgiving day a boy and his family were getting ready for there guests to come over. The boy went outside to take the trash out and heard "bitches and bastards", so he went in side and asked his mom what it meant and she said "ladies and gentlemen". So he went back outside and heard "harry pussies and big dicks", he went inside to ask his dad what it meant, and he said, "Hats and coats". The boy went upstairs with his dad and his dad said "shit", so he asked his dad what it meant, and his dad said it was his new shaving cream. The boy went downstairs with his mom and she said "fuck" so the boy asked and his mom said it meant she was stuffing the turkey. So when the guests arrived he said, "Welcome bitches and bastards, put your harry pussies and big dicks on the wall, my dad is upstairs shaving the shit out of himself, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!!"

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Nano-Greth