Reason #1:
John McCain was born in Panama! Meaning that he is not eligible to be president in the first place! Alright, normally I would not agree with this, but since other candidates were turned down for this reason, he should be too!
Reason #2:
John McCain is another G.W. BUSH. How would you like for another Bush to be walking around in the White House making PHONY WARS for oil. In the meantime, our gas prices are going up like fucking crazy.
Reason #3:
John McCain is ill tempered little fuckbrain that will just end up bringing more terrorists to the U.S. because they will be pissed off at him for fucking up their country.
Reason #4:
John McCain has no clue how to fix the recession that we are currently in, and will most likely end up fucking us up just like Bush (if not worse).
Reason #5:
He's friends with Bush. <- GREAT reason right there.
Now let's take a look at secret reason number 6...
Reason #6:
McCain chose WHO to be his VP!? PALIN!?
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Hmm... Wise choice.
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Recess? ZOMG